As Finals Draw Near, Column Quality Plummets

Let it never be said that my titles are misleading.

Disconcerting Consumerism

SUNDAY. SUNDAY. SUNDAY. AT THE MEGADOME.  SEE A MAN JUMP 8 SCHOOL BUSES ON A RAZOR SCOOTER.  YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY USE THE EDGE.

A Modest Proposal: Classes I wish were taught at Willamette

In attending a liberal arts University, I was sometimes bummed that there weren't more really strange classes available.