Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

    If you were in college in 2008 and you didn't have some special someone to pet heavily in between watching episodes of Lost or Grey's Anatomy, you were one sad customer.  At least I know I was pretty bummed about my singleness when I wrote this column.  

More Helpful Reviews

I kept writing review columns because, even if I had no other ideas, I always had random junk in my dorm room that I had very strong views about.

It's Just a New Year

Don't become one of the countless victims of deadly New Years Resolution stress!

As Finals Draw Near, Column Quality Plummets

Let it never be said that my titles are misleading.

Disconcerting Consumerism

SUNDAY. SUNDAY. SUNDAY. AT THE MEGADOME.  SEE A MAN JUMP 8 SCHOOL BUSES ON A RAZOR SCOOTER.  YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY USE THE EDGE.

A Modest Proposal: Classes I wish were taught at Willamette

In attending a liberal arts University, I was sometimes bummed that there weren't more really strange classes available.  

WUPAT REPORTS: Part Deux

My second installment of the WUPAT Reports again stuck very close to the Campus Safety Report format. Soon I would stop living in their shadow however....